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Eclipse295 07-11-2012 11:48 PM

What Are Your Favorite Quotes?
What are your favorite quotes. Horse Related or otherwise.

My Personal Favs(besides the 2 in my sig):

"There are three kinds of men: the ones that learn by reading; the few who learn by observation; the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence."

"Don't sell your mule to buy a plow."

"Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things weeds or flowers."

"A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor, a perfect horse never made a horseman."

"If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"Flashlights: Tubular metal devices kept for the purpose of storing dead batteries."

What are your favorite quotes?

wetrain17 07-13-2012 01:46 PM

"A woman needs two animals in her life, the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it all"

Roperchick 07-13-2012 02:11 PM

Don't squat with your spurs on!

Its alot like nuts and bolts. if the rider is nuts the horse bolts!

BubblesBlue 07-13-2012 02:23 PM

"There is a difference between a good person with bad qualities and a bad person with good qualities. I just so happen to be a good person with bad qualities."

barrelbeginner 07-13-2012 05:44 PM

Everything is okay in the end, if it's not okay it's not the end.

Linzee 07-13-2012 08:38 PM

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams..

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams, live the life you've imagined..

Horses change lives. They give our young people confidence and self-esteem. They provide peace and tranquility to troubled souls. They give us hope!
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Britt 07-13-2012 09:09 PM

Feeling down? Saddle up!

Don't squat while wearing spurs.

Eclipse295 07-19-2012 03:17 PM

"America: Land of The Free, Because of the Brave."

"I don't know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." ~ Albert Einstein

"I'm so busy I'm not sure if I found a rope or lost my horse."

Roperchick 07-19-2012 03:20 PM

bahaha i love the WW IV one haha

"Theres something about the outside of a horse thats good for the inside of a man (woman)"

"we dont do what we do because we want to. we do what we do because we must. and theres noone else to do it."

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