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bolly 03-29-2007 03:58 PM

Found this on a website and thought it was funny! x
Buying a New Farm
A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.

Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.

Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.

The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"

The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that."

"Comfortable?" the guy questions.

"Yes, you see she reads slow."

meggymoo 03-29-2007 04:15 PM

Aww Bolly, :lol: I had to read that 3 times before I got it! :oops: :lol:

I must be one of those blondes! :lol:

bolly 03-29-2007 05:02 PM

Haha, same, and im not even blonde! lol x

horseoftheyear 04-03-2007 12:59 PM

i don't get it :( x

horseoftheyear 04-03-2007 01:01 PM

:oops: omg sorry everyone! you can tell i am blonde lol :oops:

meggymoo 04-03-2007 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by horseoftheyear
:oops: omg sorry everyone! you can tell i am blonde lol :oops:

Hee hee, it took me a few times too. :lol: :oops: :lol:

*Hoshi* 04-07-2007 09:49 AM

hehe thats wicked :D , I had to read the last bit a few times too lol :oops: ! very gd tho what site did u get it off :?:

bolly 04-07-2007 11:52 AM

Errm, i cant remember, it was a while ago now! lol x

AppaloosaCowGirl 05-17-2007 10:30 AM

i dont get it.. anybody care to explain? :? :?:

bolly 05-17-2007 02:12 PM

She was only allowed to say one word ... com-for-ta-ble


now you understand? x

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