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angelghost 09-04-2012 11:48 AM

horse calls..
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

MAN: "What was that for?"

WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written on it?"

MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off do work around the house.

Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.

MAN: "What in the world was that for this time?"

WIFE: "Your horse called."

SplashedOvero 09-09-2012 11:31 PM


MangoRoX87 09-09-2012 11:34 PM

Bahahhaa I get it!!:)
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Paintlover1965 09-09-2012 11:35 PM

Thats very funny. Thanks for sharing. I never remember jokes but love to hear them.

iloveroans 03-20-2013 04:30 PM


Horsecrazy4 03-20-2013 04:40 PM

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HorseCrazyTeen 03-20-2013 09:36 PM

LOL Too funny.

angelghost 03-23-2013 09:40 AM

Well whats a day with out a bit of a laugh :)

Dreamcatcher5 03-25-2013 09:20 PM


deltadawn 03-26-2013 12:46 AM

we need a forum of clean funny jokes

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