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How much is your horse worth? Take the quiz.I found this and thought I would share, definitely funny and not to be taken seriously. 1BASIC HORSE (eats, sleeps, poops, can't be ridden, handled, etc.): $0 2 AGE: 3 or under- Add $1000 4 or 5- Add $3000 5 to 10- Add $5000 11 to 15- Add $3000 16 to 20- Add $1000 21 to 25- Add $0 Over 25- Subtract $5,000 3 GENDER (Keep in mind, this is for hunters only): Mare: Add $0 Stallion: Add $0 Gelding: Add $1000 4 HEIGHT: Upper inch of pony height divisions (12.1-12.2, 13.1-13.2, 14.1-14.2): Add $3000 Upper inch of small horses (15.3 to just under 16.2hh): Add $5000 Big horse (16.3hh to 17.3hh): Add $7000 Measures well over acceptable pony height, but still has permanent measurement card: Add $5000 Measures well over acceptable small horse height, but still holds a small card: Add $7000 5 COLOR Note: skip this section for ponies, who are exempt from all color rules) Bay: Add $2000 Chestnut/black: Add $1000 Grey: Add $1000 UNLESS owner takes care of own horse. Palomino/roan: Add $0 Buckskin/pinto: Subract $1000 Appy: Subtract $2000 6 TEMPERAMENT (ground): (Note: If your contact with your horse is limited to feeding it carrots once a week after taking it, fully tacked up, from your grooms, AND you plan to keep up this system, please skip this section.) Gentle: Add $1000 Affectionate: Add $1000 Bites: Subtract $2000 Kicks: Subtract $1000 Cribs: Subtract $2000 Heaves/other respiratory unsoundnesses: Subtract $6000 7 TEMPERAMENT (riding): Spooks at things on the ground*: Subract $3000 Spooks at fences sometimes*: Subtract $5000 Spooks at fences consistently*: Subract $10,000 Refuses: Subract $10,000 Rears: Subract $7000 Bucks: Subtract $5000 Takes off*: Subtract $4000 Pulls/gets strong*: Subract $1000 Is lazy/slow off the leg: Subract $1000 Never refuses: Add $3000 COMPLETELY, UNFAILINGLY obedient (could quite possibly attempt to run off a cliff you told it to do so): Add $5000 Could probably negotiate the course alone or with minimal help: Add $7000 Difficult to ride (pulls, resists, requires someone other than a useless passenger on its back): Subtract $10,000 Lack of auto lead changes: Subtract $5,000 Lack of simple lead changes: Subtract $5,000 Swishes tail/pins ears while in the show ring: Subtract $2,000 *=IGNORE if you or your trainer plans to ride/show horse only on heavy 'medication'. 8 MOVEMENT: Could win any hack, anywhere, provided the rider didn't wear the wrong color breeches or something else unavoidable: Add $10,000 Wins in modest company, places in good company: Add $5,000 Appears to be sound and could possibly even win a hack if all other horses were dead lame or wearing unfashionable apparel: Add $0 Trots lame: Subtract $5,000 unless only planning to show in divisions that don't require a jog and that can be won without a hack class. 9 JUMPING ABILITY (Horses only): (Note: Choosing a particular height implies that the horse can jump a show COURSE at this height, without knocking over poles or requiring perfect distances to every jump. Basically, if the horse can chip/go long to a certain fence height, THAT is the level.) Jumps 2'3": Add $1,000 Jumps 2'6": Add $1,000 Jumps 3': Add $6,000 Jumps 3'3": Add $9,000 Jumps 3'6": Add $15,000 Jumps 4': Add $25,000 Jumps over 4': Move to jumper divisions immediately. 10 JUMPING STYLE: Rox Dene-esque: Add $20,000 Fancy enough to win most places: Add $15,000 Always in the ribbons: Add $10,000 Usually places: Add $5,000 Sometimes places: Add $3,000 Errr...well, it jumps: Add $0 Flips over poles/runs into jumps/causes children to ask their parents "Was that SUPPOSED to happened?"/jump crew's worst nightmare: Subtract $5,000 11 STRIDING: Subtract $5,000 if it cannot make the strides. 12 PRETTINESS (applies only to horses--all ponies are naturally adorable): Jaw-dropping gorgeous (and NOT just to you!): Add $6,000 Absolutely adorable: Add $4,000 Handsome: Add $3,000 Attractive/passable: Add $2,000 Average: Add $0 Ugly/misshapen: Subtract $2,000 13 CONFORMATION: Perfect: Add $5,000 Good: Add $3,000 OK: Add $0 Bad: Subtract $2,000 14 WEIGHT: Overweight: Subtract $1,000 Underweight: Subtract $3,000 15 SHOW EXPERIENCE: Never shown: Subtract $5,000 Lightly, successfully shown (probably locally, "c" shows, etc.): Add $2,000 Extensively, semi-successfully shown ("c", "B", some "A" shows, many ribbons, few championships): Add $5,000 WON at "B" shows: Add $7,000 WON at "A" shows: Add $10,000 16 SOUNDNESS: Never taken a lame step in its life/doesn't colic, etc.: Add $5,000 Minor health problems (abcessed once, etc.): Add $1,000 Larger health problems (bad splints, sore back, etc.): Subtract $5,000 Big health issues (bone chip, colics frequently, was off for a few months, etc.): Subtract $7,000 17 FAME: At Big Name Barn: Add $6,000 Ridden by/owned by/marketed by BNT: Add $10,000 Won at Big Name Shows, giving the horse a MAJOR name-recognition advantage: Add $10,000 18 OTHER STUFF: Warmblood: Add $5,000 Off the track: Subtract $5,000 If this is your own horse and you know that you are prone to exaggerating how pretty/fancy/scopy/gentle your baby is, subtract around $10,000. |

wow harsh ! a mare is worth nothing ! |

found this and thought I would share, definitely funny and not to be taken seriously. 1BASIC HORSE (eats, sleeps, poops, can't be ridden, handled, etc.): $02 AGE: 3 or under- Add $1000 4 or 5- Add $3000 5 to 10- Add $5000 11 to 15- Add $3000 16 to 20- Add $100021 to 25- Add $0 Over 25- Subtract $5,000 3 GENDER (Keep in mind, this is for hunters only): Mare: Add $0 Stallion: Add $0 Gelding: Add $10004 HEIGHT: Upper inch of pony height divisions (12.1-12.2, 13.1-13.2, 14.1-14.2): Add $3000 Upper inch of small horses (15.3 to just under 16.2hh): Add $5000Big horse (16.3hh to 17.3hh): Add $7000 Measures well over acceptable pony height, but still has permanent measurement card: Add $5000 Measures well over acceptable small horse height, but still holds a small card: Add $7000 5 COLOR Note: skip this section for ponies, who are exempt from all color rules) Bay: Add $2000Chestnut/black: Add $1000 Grey: Add $1000 UNLESS owner takes care of own horse. Palomino/roan: Add $0 Buckskin/pinto: Subract $1000 Appy: Subtract $2000 6 TEMPERAMENT (ground): (Note: If your contact with your horse is limited to feeding it carrots once a week after taking it, fully tacked up, from your grooms, AND you plan to keep up this system, please skip this section.) Gentle: Add $1000Affectionate: Add $1000 Bites: Subtract $2000 Kicks: Subtract $1000 Cribs: Subtract $2000 Heaves/other respiratory unsoundnesses: Subtract $6000 7 TEMPERAMENT (riding): Spooks at things on the ground*: Subract $3000 Spooks at fences sometimes*: Subtract $5000 Spooks at fences consistently*: Subract $10,000 Refuses: Subract $10,000 Rears: Subract $7000 Bucks: Subtract $5000 Takes off*: Subtract $4000 Pulls/gets strong*: Subract $1000 Is lazy/slow off the leg: Subract $1000 Never refuses: Add $3000 COMPLETELY, UNFAILINGLY obedient (could quite possibly attempt to run off a cliff you told it to do so): Add $5000Could probably negotiate the course alone or with minimal help: Add $7000 Difficult to ride (pulls, resists, requires someone other than a useless passenger on its back): Subtract $10,000 Lack of auto lead changes: Subtract $5,000 Lack of simple lead changes: Subtract $5,000 Swishes tail/pins ears while in the show ring: Subtract $2,000 *=IGNORE if you or your trainer plans to ride/show horse only on heavy 'medication'. 8 MOVEMENT: Could win any hack, anywhere, provided the rider didn't wear the wrong color breeches or something else unavoidable: Add $10,000 Wins in modest company, places in good company: Add $5,000Appears to be sound and could possibly even win a hack if all other horses were dead lame or wearing unfashionable apparel: Add $0 Trots lame: Subtract $5,000 unless only planning to show in divisions that don't require a jog and that can be won without a hack class. 9 JUMPING ABILITY (Horses only): (Note: Choosing a particular height implies that the horse can jump a show COURSE at this height, without knocking over poles or requiring perfect distances to every jump. Basically, if the horse can chip/go long to a certain fence height, THAT is the level.) Jumps 2'3": Add $1,000 Jumps 2'6": Add $1,000 Jumps 3': Add $6,000 Jumps 3'3": Add $9,000Jumps 3'6": Add $15,000 Jumps 4': Add $25,000 Jumps over 4': Move to jumper divisions immediately. 10 JUMPING STYLE: Rox Dene-esque: Add $20,000 Fancy enough to win most places: Add $15,000 Always in the ribbons: Add $10,000Usually places: Add $5,000 Sometimes places: Add $3,000 Errr...well, it jumps: Add $0 Flips over poles/runs into jumps/causes children to ask their parents "Was that SUPPOSED to happened?"/jump crew's worst nightmare: Subtract $5,000 11 STRIDING: Subtract $5,000 if it cannot make the strides. 12 PRETTINESS (applies only to horses--all ponies are naturally adorable): Jaw-dropping gorgeous (and NOT just to you!): Add $6,000 Absolutely adorable: Add $4,000 Handsome: Add $3,000Attractive/passable: Add $2,000 Average: Add $0 Ugly/misshapen: Subtract $2,000 13 CONFORMATION: Perfect: Add $5,000 Good: Add $3,000OK: Add $0 Bad: Subtract $2,000 14 WEIGHT: Overweight: Subtract $1,000Underweight: Subtract $3,000 15 SHOW EXPERIENCE: Never shown: Subtract $5,000 Lightly, successfully shown (probably locally, "c" shows, etc.): Add $2,000 Extensively, semi-successfully shown ("c", "B", some "A" shows, many ribbons, few championships): Add $5,000 WON at "B" shows: Add $7,000 WON at "A" shows: Add $10,00016 SOUNDNESS: Never taken a lame step in its life/doesn't colic, etc.: Add $5,000 Minor health problems (abcessed once, etc.): Add $1,000Larger health problems (bad splints, sore back, etc.): Subtract $5,000 Big health issues (bone chip, colics frequently, was off for a few months, etc.): Subtract $7,000 17 FAME: At Big Name Barn: Add $6,000Ridden by/owned by/marketed by BNT: Add $10,000 Won at Big Name Shows, giving the horse a MAJOR name-recognition advantage: Add $10,000 18 OTHER STUFF: Warmblood: Add $5,000 Off the track: Subtract $5,000 If this is your own horse and you know that you are prone to exaggerating how pretty/fancy/scopy/gentle your baby is, subtract around $10,000. :lol:Turly = $38,000 .... lol |

Apparently Ro is worth $40,000 currently. Anyone want to buy? Comes with custom saddle. Posted via Mobile Device |

1BASIC HORSE (eats, sleeps, poops, can't be ridden, handled, etc.): $0 2 AGE: 3 or under- Add $1000 4 or 5- Add $3000 5 to 10- Add $5000 11 to 15- Add $3000 16 to 20- Add $1000 21 to 25- Add $0 Over 25- Subtract $5,000 3 GENDER (Keep in mind, this is for hunters only): Mare: Add $0 Stallion: Add $0 Gelding: Add $1000 4 HEIGHT: Upper inch of pony height divisions (12.1-12.2, 13.1-13.2, 14.1-14.2): Add $3000 Upper inch of small horses (15.3 to just under 16.2hh): Add $5000 Big horse (16.3hh to 17.3hh): Add $7000 Measures well over acceptable pony height, but still has permanent measurement card: Add $5000 Measures well over acceptable small horse height, but still holds a small card: Add $7000 5 COLOR Note: skip this section for ponies, who are exempt from all color rules) Bay: Add $2000 Chestnut/black: Add $1000 Grey: Add $1000 UNLESS owner takes care of own horse. Palomino/roan: Add $0 Buckskin/pinto: Subract $1000 Appy: Subtract $2000 6 TEMPERAMENT (ground): (Note: If your contact with your horse is limited to feeding it carrots once a week after taking it, fully tacked up, from your grooms, AND you plan to keep up this system, please skip this section.) Gentle: Add $1000 Affectionate: Add $1000 Bites: Subtract $2000 Kicks: Subtract $1000 Cribs: Subtract $2000 Heaves/other respiratory unsoundnesses: Subtract $6000 7 TEMPERAMENT (riding): Spooks at things on the ground*: Subract $3000 Spooks at fences sometimes*: Subtract $5000 Spooks at fences consistently*: Subract $10,000 Refuses: Subract $10,000 Rears: Subract $7000 Bucks: Subtract $5000 Takes off*: Subtract $4000 Pulls/gets strong*: Subract $1000 Is lazy/slow off the leg: Subract $1000 Never refuses: Add $3000 COMPLETELY, UNFAILINGLY obedient (could quite possibly attempt to run off a cliff you told it to do so): Add $5000 Could probably negotiate the course alone or with minimal help: Add $7000 Difficult to ride (pulls, resists, requires someone other than a useless passenger on its back): Subtract $10,000 Lack of auto lead changes: Subtract $5,000 Lack of simple lead changes: Subtract $5,000 Swishes tail/pins ears while in the show ring: Subtract $2,000 *=IGNORE if you or your trainer plans to ride/show horse only on heavy 'medication'. 8 MOVEMENT: Could win any hack, anywhere, provided the rider didn't wear the wrong color breeches or something else unavoidable: Add $10,000 Wins in modest company, places in good company: Add $5,000 Appears to be sound and could possibly even win a hack if all other horses were dead lame or wearing unfashionable apparel: Add $0 Trots lame: Subtract $5,000 unless only planning to show in divisions that don't require a jog and that can be won without a hack class. 9 JUMPING ABILITY (Horses only): (Note: Choosing a particular height implies that the horse can jump a show COURSE at this height, without knocking over poles or requiring perfect distances to every jump. Basically, if the horse can chip/go long to a certain fence height, THAT is the level.) Jumps 2'3": Add $1,000 Jumps 2'6": Add $1,000 Jumps 3': Add $6,000 Jumps 3'3": Add $9,000 Jumps 3'6": Add $15,000 Jumps 4': Add $25,000 Jumps over 4': Move to jumper divisions immediately. 10 JUMPING STYLE: Rox Dene-esque: Add $20,000 Fancy enough to win most places: Add $15,000 Always in the ribbons: Add $10,000 Usually places: Add $5,000 Sometimes places: Add $3,000 Errr...well, it jumps: Add $0 Flips over poles/runs into jumps/causes children to ask their parents "Was that SUPPOSED to happened?"/jump crew's worst nightmare: Subtract $5,000 11 STRIDING: Subtract $5,000 if it cannot make the strides. 12 PRETTINESS (applies only to horses--all ponies are naturally adorable): Jaw-dropping gorgeous (and NOT just to you!): Add $6,000 Absolutely adorable: Add $4,000 Handsome: Add $3,000 Attractive/passable: Add $2,000 Average: Add $0 Ugly/misshapen: Subtract $2,000 13 CONFORMATION: Perfect: Add $5,000 Good: Add $3,000 OK: Add $0 Bad: Subtract $2,000 14 WEIGHT: Overweight: Subtract $1,000 Underweight: Subtract $3,000 15 SHOW EXPERIENCE: Never shown: Subtract $5,000 Lightly, successfully shown (probably locally, "c" shows, etc.): Add $2,000 Extensively, semi-successfully shown ("c", "B", some "A" shows, many ribbons, few championships): Add $5,000 WON at "B" shows: Add $7,000 WON at "A" shows: Add $10,000 16 SOUNDNESS: Never taken a lame step in its life/doesn't colic, etc.: Add $5,000 Minor health problems (abcessed once, etc.): Add $1,000 Larger health problems (bad splints, sore back, etc.): Subtract $5,000 Big health issues (bone chip, colics frequently, was off for a few months, etc.): Subtract $7,000 17 FAME: At Big Name Barn: Add $6,000 Ridden by/owned by/marketed by BNT: Add $10,000 Won at Big Name Shows, giving the horse a MAJOR name-recognition advantage: Add $10,000 18 OTHER STUFF: Warmblood: Add $5,000 Off the track: Subtract $5,000 If this is your own horse and you know that you are prone to exaggerating how pretty/fancy/scopy/gentle your baby is, subtract around $10,000. gypsy is worth $83,000 ! |

Sweet! I've got one worth -$2000! :p |

28 Attachment(s) Rick is worth (less) -3,000! Psh, coulda told ya that! Hahaha!!! Posted via Mobile Device |

I win, my friends! I was originally going to compete Sour as an in hand hunter (miniature horse) so I did this... She's...erm...worth...*mumbles* she can't even jump a stick XD$ -28,000 glad we stuck to driving. Good grief. I'd have to pay someone the price of a nice new car to take her off my hands! Glad I love her to pieces because she's be doomed in the show ring... |

84 Attachment(s) Cowboy is worth 48,000!! :D |

1BASIC HORSE (eats, sleeps, poops, can't be ridden, handled, etc.): $0 2 AGE: 3 or under- Add $1000 4 or 5- Add $3000 5 to 10- Add $5000 11 to 15- Add $3000 16 to 20- Add $1000 21 to 25- Add $0Over 25- Subtract $5,000 3 GENDER (Keep in mind, this is for hunters only): Mare: Add $0 Stallion: Add $0 Gelding: Add $10004 HEIGHT: Upper inch of pony height divisions (12.1-12.2, 13.1-13.2, 14.1-14.2): Add $3000 Upper inch of small horses (15.3 to just under 16.2hh): Add $5000Big horse (16.3hh to 17.3hh): Add $7000 Measures well over acceptable pony height, but still has permanent measurement card: Add $5000 Measures well over acceptable small horse height, but still holds a small card: Add $7000 5 COLOR Note: skip this section for ponies, who are exempt from all color rules) Bay: Add $2000 Chestnut/black: Add $1000 Grey: Add $1000 UNLESS owner takes care of own horse. Palomino/roan: Add $0Buckskin/pinto: Subract $1000 Appy: Subtract $2000 6 TEMPERAMENT (ground): (Note: If your contact with your horse is limited to feeding it carrots once a week after taking it, fully tacked up, from your grooms, AND you plan to keep up this system, please skip this section.) Gentle: Add $1000Affectionate: Add $1000 Bites: Subtract $2000 Kicks: Subtract $1000 Cribs: Subtract $2000 Heaves/other respiratory unsoundnesses: Subtract $6000 7 TEMPERAMENT (riding): Spooks at things on the ground*: Subract $3000 Spooks at fences sometimes*: Subtract $5000 Spooks at fences consistently*: Subract $10,000 Refuses: Subract $10,000 Rears: Subract $7000 Bucks: Subtract $5000 Takes off*: Subtract $4000 Pulls/gets strong*: Subract $1000 Is lazy/slow off the leg: Subract $1000 Never refuses: Add $3000COMPLETELY, UNFAILINGLY obedient (could quite possibly attempt to run off a cliff you told it to do so): Add $5000 Could probably negotiate the course alone or with minimal help: Add $7000 Difficult to ride (pulls, resists, requires someone other than a useless passenger on its back): Subtract $10,000 Lack of auto lead changes: Subtract $5,000 Lack of simple lead changes: Subtract $5,000 Swishes tail/pins ears while in the show ring: Subtract $2,000 *=IGNORE if you or your trainer plans to ride/show horse only on heavy 'medication'. 8 MOVEMENT: Could win any hack, anywhere, provided the rider didn't wear the wrong color breeches or something else unavoidable: Add $10,000 Wins in modest company, places in good company: Add $5,000 Appears to be sound and could possibly even win a hack if all other horses were dead lame or wearing unfashionable apparel: Add $0 Trots lame: Subtract $5,000 unless only planning to show in divisions that don't require a jog and that can be won without a hack class. (has arthritis- but does warm up quickly)9 JUMPING ABILITY (Horses only): (Note: Choosing a particular height implies that the horse can jump a show COURSE at this height, without knocking over poles or requiring perfect distances to every jump. Basically, if the horse can chip/go long to a certain fence height, THAT is the level.) Jumps 2'3": Add $1,000Jumps 2'6": Add $1,000 Jumps 3': Add $6,000 Jumps 3'3": Add $9,000 Jumps 3'6": Add $15,000 Jumps 4': Add $25,000 Jumps over 4': Move to jumper divisions immediately. 10 JUMPING STYLE: Rox Dene-esque: Add $20,000 Fancy enough to win most places: Add $15,000 Always in the ribbons: Add $10,000 Usually places: Add $5,000 Sometimes places: Add $3,000 Errr...well, it jumps: Add $0 Flips over poles/runs into jumps/causes children to ask their parents "Was that SUPPOSED to happen?"/jump crew's worst nightmare: Subtract $5,000 11 STRIDING: Subtract $5,000 if it cannot make the strides. 12 PRETTINESS (applies only to horses--all ponies are naturally adorable): Jaw-dropping gorgeous (and NOT just to you!): Add $6,000 Absolutely adorable: Add $4,000 Handsome: Add $3,000 Attractive/passable: Add $2,000Average: Add $0 Ugly/misshapen: Subtract $2,000 13 CONFORMATION: Perfect: Add $5,000 Good: Add $3,000 OK: Add $0Bad: Subtract $2,000 14 WEIGHT: Overweight: Subtract $1,000 Underweight: Subtract $3,000 15 SHOW EXPERIENCE: Never shown: Subtract $5,000Lightly, successfully shown (probably locally, "c" shows, etc.): Add $2,000 Extensively, semi-successfully shown ("c", "B", some "A" shows, many ribbons, few championships): Add $5,000 WON at "B" shows: Add $7,000 WON at "A" shows: Add $10,000 16 SOUNDNESS: Never taken a lame step in its life/doesn't colic, etc.: Add $5,000 Minor health problems (abcessed once, etc.): Add $1,000Larger health problems (bad splints, sore back, etc.): Subtract $5,000 Big health issues (bone chip, colics frequently, was off for a few months, etc.): Subtract $7,000 17 FAME: At Big Name Barn: Add $6,000 Ridden by/owned by/marketed by BNT: Add $10,000 Won at Big Name Shows, giving the horse a MAJOR name-recognition advantage: Add $10,000 18 OTHER STUFF: Warmblood: Add $5,000 Off the track: Subtract $5,000 If this is your own horse and you know that you are prone to exaggerating how pretty/fancy/scopy/gentle your baby is, subtract around $10,000. And it all equals.... $5,000! If only he was worth that much.. lol |

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