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Merlot 12-23-2012 10:08 PM

Xmas Message from the Existential Zephyr
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Tis I, Zephyrr, ze world’s most Andsome Orze zitting ere be’ind my Mozzerr.
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I ave been asked to give ze Christmaz speech instead of ze Queen.Out of my way Muzzerr
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Apparently, e can’t make it zis year.

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So, luckily, I ave stepped in. I shall get up now; prepare yourselves.
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I shall just get My Mozzerr to get up also, Get up mozzer, Get Up.
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She always does as a I ask.

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Ow many people can say zat about zeir Mozzerrs eh?
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Errrumph. Eh eh eh.
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Now, where waz I? Oh yez, making a Christmas speech for everyone to enjoy.
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On behalf of my Muzzer and er Muzzer and er Muzzer’s Muzzer before er ...
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Merlot 12-23-2012 10:16 PM

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I must tell you a little story about myself….
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But firzt...Muzzer, will you hurry up wiz ze milkshake already.
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What do you mean I ave to eat zat crap, where’s my shake?
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Anyway, az I waz zaying before being rudely interrupted by hunger pangs…
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Not everyone haz the opportunity of being az glorious az I am.
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What do you mean ze message as to be about Christmas? You are kidding right?
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I don’t know ze first zing about Christmas, I only know about me.
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Oh ‘ang on a minute, zere is Monsieur Beaucoup, e will do a speech…
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Crikey, it’s that boring little existential git with the fake French accent
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Perhaps if I fake my own death…
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Merlot 12-23-2012 10:19 PM

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And so with the horses unable or unwilling to send out Christmas greetings I leave it up to Partly and Grommart (and Bludger Magoo)

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Fahntasia 12-23-2012 11:43 PM

Love it! Merry Christmas =)

tinyliny 12-24-2012 12:23 AM

Woo hoo! Zat vas Magnifique!

EvilHorseOfDoom 12-24-2012 12:29 AM

Brilliant!! Had me laughing so hard!
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Endiku 12-24-2012 06:17 PM

This was fantastic! Definitely made my afternoon xD

Druydess 12-24-2012 06:26 PM

Very cute, and wildly creative!! :)

BBBCrone 12-24-2012 07:09 PM

Hehe ... way too cute! And Merry Christmas!

egrogan 12-24-2012 09:09 PM

Love them all!! Merry Christmas to your motley crew.
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