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Sevastion27 03-09-2013 07:14 PM

those stupid urges
So this is a thread for everyone to post the stupid things they have done on or around horses

I'll go time I decided I wanted to sit on my horses back in her stall and as soon as my leg was on her she turned around and I fell 5 foot and wacked my side pretty its funny now how stupid I was
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Sevastion27 03-10-2013 06:39 PM

Nobody, really.... Maybe you just don't wanna share ;) .....what-ev
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horsecrazygirl 03-10-2013 07:57 PM

Well, When i was little i wanted to be like the people in the movies how they throw a rope out and then slide down it. So, i tied a rope to my deck and slid down that. no one told me about rope burns. Here is another thread with the exact same topic as yours:

loveduffy 03-16-2013 12:24 AM

I got to the barn after going for a swim at the pond ,I wonted to get on my horse so up I went bareback I am still getting hair out of my shorts

fastforty 05-27-2013 01:23 PM

So this evening, just for kicks & giggles, I tied the end of my lead rope on the offside of the halter & jumped on my wild Mustang bareback. WHAT. WAS. I. THINKING??? You *know* how busy the ER is on holiday weekends! As it was, he took me for a nice gentle ride around the arena, where I quickly decided not to press my luck & slid off of him- a heckuva lot easier than I thought I would. The feeling was indescribable:)

hunterjumper1998 06-03-2013 09:31 PM

Well, I have to say the dumbest thing I did (recently) was:
My trainer let me teach her western pleasure horse to go English and we took him to a show. I was scheduled to do my first showmanship class ever and I trotted him up to the judge for inspection. I messed up my quartering (HOW?), told him to "whoa" when he moved sideways 3 FEET FROM THE JUDGE (!?!), forgot to back five steps before the pivot, and then botched the pivot. Needless to say my face was the same color as my *borrowed* hot pink show shirt. I still got 4 out of 5 and it was the novice showmanship. But the thought that three other little peewee squirts all under 8 beat me... and I'm 14... yup.
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