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Dumas'_Grrrl 11-24-2008 08:45 PM

Pregnant Turkey?!?!?
My mom e-mailed this to me and I thought I'd share........


One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister
left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven.
She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the
turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!'

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE

Salty_alydaR 11-24-2008 09:23 PM

AHAHA!! thats too funny!!:lol:

Angel_Leaguer 11-24-2008 10:42 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! thanks for that!!!

RegalCharm 11-24-2008 11:48 PM

rofl. no worse than dropping the bird onto the kitchen
floor, picking it up and putting it back on the plate and
not telling anybody.:lol:

TaMMa89 11-25-2008 08:49 AM

Haha :lol:

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