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Ruby Tuesday 11-26-2008 03:43 AM

Mens and Womens word definitions
 
OK, a rumor has been floating around that in the girl talk section, there is a "what kind of guy do you want" thread. (Hey, I wasn't in there, I just heard about it!). So for those of you who may not know yet....this is a small list of terms one person might say....andwhat they actually mean!

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish...................................49.

Adventurous...........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic................................No breasts.

Average looking.....................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.

Emotionally Secure..................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Free Spirit..............................****.

Friendship first.......................Former ****.

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'S

Open minded.........................Desperate.

Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional............................Bi+*h.

Voluptuous............................Very fat.

Large frame...........................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:


Yes.....................................No

No......................................Yes

Maybe..................................No

We need................................I want

I am sorry..............................You'll be sorry

We need to talk......................You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead........................You better not

Do what you want...................You will pay for this later

I am not upset.........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:


I am hungry............................I am hungry

I am sleepy............................I am sleepy

I am tired..............................I am tired

Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!

I love you...............................Let's have sex now

I am bored..............................Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime?...............I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.

Jehanzeb 11-26-2008 04:36 AM

Hahahaha! at first I was confused what's going on but later understood :-)

Regards

RegalCharm 11-26-2008 04:46 AM

did you notice how short the mens list is,:wink:

we are so uncomplicated. life is good.:lol:

Jehanzeb 11-26-2008 04:54 AM

Oh yes! Men are the most simplistic creation on this mother earth! We don't "encode" our thoughts

:-)

Regards

TaMMa89 11-26-2008 11:11 AM

Haha :D That's good.

Joshie 11-26-2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RegalCharm (Post 198159)
did you notice how short the mens list is,:wink:

we are so uncomplicated. life is good.:lol:

Are you sure that being simplistic is a good thing?:wink:

girl_on_black_pony 11-26-2008 10:09 PM

haha! nice! 8)

RegalCharm 11-30-2008 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshie (Post 198949)
Are you sure that being simplistic is a good thing?:wink:


Yes, we are not hard to figure out really.

give us a few beers and some pretty gals and we are happy.:lol::lol::lol:

highlander 12-03-2008 06:04 PM

from what i know of men its spot on.


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