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TaMMa89 11-27-2008 10:06 AM

Misheard lyrics
 
So what kind of misheards you've done when you've heard some song? Lets publish them because misheards are often hilarious. Tell also the right version of the lyric.

Mine:
Right: Oh Lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz? My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Wrong: Oh Lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz? My friends all drop horses, I must make amends.
Janis Joplin - Mercedes Benz

claireauriga 11-27-2008 12:23 PM

Muse offer a great many opportunities xD There are some lines in Time Is Running Out that go like this:

Now that you know I'm trapped
Sense of elation
You'd never dream of breaking this fixation

I used to mishear them as:

Now that you know I'm trapped
Since ovulation
You'd never dream of breaking this fixation

It makes a weird kind of sense (accidental pregnancy?), and it turns out Matt does sing 'since ovulation' live xD

BeauReba 11-27-2008 08:48 PM

Hold me close, young tiny dancer
as
Hold me close, young Tony Danza

Don't go chasing waterfalls
as
Don't go Jason Waterfalls

Like a virgin held for the very first time
as
Like a virgin/version held for the thirty first time

RusticWildFire 11-30-2008 11:05 AM

lol BeauReba, I used to think the same thing about the Don't go chasing waterfalls.

My friend thought
I like big butts and I cannot lie
was
I like big buts in a can not live

I have never mixed any up that were funny though lol...sad :(

LadyDreamer 12-02-2008 09:53 PM

Dido, "I Will Go Down With This Ship"

Real:
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender

What I hear every time:
I will go down with this ship,
And I will poke my eyes out and surrender.


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