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The Lone Ranger
Sure hope I'm putting this in the right place...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole tent.'
I like this, I have seen it before though. And you took out the one
little naughty word after buffalo. LOL>......
haha, this should be in the joke sud section.
Ruh Roh! We have a jokes section???:shock:
Oh wait. I see it......NOW. My apologies. My bad..
Only us old folks would even remember The Lone Ranger!
hey, I'm in my 20's and i know who the Lone Ranger was.
hahaha...thanks for sharing!!!
lol I'm guessing the lone ranger is/was a ranger who spent a lot of time alone. <<< See! I'm actually quite smart!
The lone ranger was the last living member of a grouped of six that was ambrushed by a gang of outlaws. He was wounded and nursed back to health by Tonto. Becuase he had done the same for him years ago.
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