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PaintedLady 11-28-2008 01:40 AM

The Lone Ranger
Sure hope I'm putting this in the right place...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After

they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,

'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'

The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies

and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that

Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter

past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and

we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have

a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole tent.'

RegalCharm 11-28-2008 04:08 AM

I like this, I have seen it before though. And you took out the one
little naughty word after buffalo. LOL>......

Kentucky 11-28-2008 11:20 AM

haha, this should be in the joke sud section.

PaintedLady 11-29-2008 01:32 AM

Ruh Roh! We have a jokes section???:shock:

PaintedLady 11-29-2008 01:58 AM

Oh wait. I see it......NOW. My apologies. My bad..

iridehorses 11-29-2008 08:40 AM

Only us old folks would even remember The Lone Ranger!

Kentucky 11-29-2008 10:12 AM

hey, I'm in my 20's and i know who the Lone Ranger was.

Angel_Leaguer 12-01-2008 09:25 AM

hahaha...thanks for sharing!!!

sempre_cantando 12-07-2008 10:50 PM

lol I'm guessing the lone ranger is/was a ranger who spent a lot of time alone. <<< See! I'm actually quite smart!

Kentucky 12-08-2008 12:42 AM

The lone ranger was the last living member of a grouped of six that was ambrushed by a gang of outlaws. He was wounded and nursed back to health by Tonto. Becuase he had done the same for him years ago.

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