Confession of a married woman
A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had unsatisfactory marital relations, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
So the question is....how much did she get per dozen? :wink:
I think I will just be quiet on this one. LOL
too long to explain except that the current unsatisfactory marital relations
is on going 2 or 3 yrs. long now. can't remember exactly. See it is causing me to have all timers too. LOL...
Heehee! I love! :)
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