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Spyder 12-02-2008 12:25 AM

Confession of a married woman
 
A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had unsatisfactory marital relations, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."

Joshie 12-02-2008 12:49 AM

So the question is....how much did she get per dozen? :wink:

RegalCharm 12-02-2008 01:58 AM

I think I will just be quiet on this one. LOL

Angel_Leaguer 12-02-2008 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RegalCharm (Post 202674)
I think I will just be quiet on this one. LOL

did this happen to you??? J/K :lol:

RegalCharm 12-02-2008 08:58 AM

too long to explain except that the current unsatisfactory marital relations
is on going 2 or 3 yrs. long now. can't remember exactly. See it is causing me to have all timers too. LOL...

amy 12-03-2008 07:13 PM

Heehee! I love! :)


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