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RegalCharm 12-03-2008 02:43 PM

What you give a woman
 
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap,
you will receive more s**t than any one human being can handle.

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.


Angel_Leaguer 12-03-2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RegalCharm (Post 203661)

So - if you give her crap,
you will receive more s**t than any one human being can handle.

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.



LOL... my BF knows how that goes...thanks for sharing

Jehanzeb 12-03-2008 04:36 PM

Hahahahhaa! This shows how much Regal has experience with life. I wouldn't be surprise if this came directly from him :-)

Regards

RegalCharm 12-03-2008 05:04 PM

Reread Angel Leaguer's reply, She knows what I am saying, or rather her BF does.
LMBO.

Spyder 12-03-2008 06:11 PM

What you give a woman eh?

Hmmm

How about a nekkid farrier. You see his sillouette outlined at the doorway and you can tell that without any light that he had that lean muscular body that every woman drools over. As he stepped out into the light you let your gaze slowly caress his every line from that chisled jaw angle to that smooth tanned body.You watch each muscle ripple with each stride as he glides closer and closer to you. Each droplet of sweat trickles down his body following it own path lower and lower and lower. You let your eyes drop following each droplet and notice the tool belt buckled snugly to enhance the curvature of the slim waist, when you notice the gentle too and fro swing of the tool belt and also something else...................

Sorry got to go get coffee for a break...........................

amy 12-03-2008 07:10 PM

Baha, thanks for sharing.
Spyder, your post makes no relevant sense. lol sorry :/

Joshie 12-03-2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amy (Post 203844)
Baha, thanks for sharing.
Spyder, your post makes no relevant sense. lol sorry :/

That's the point, I believe. :wink:

RegalCharm 12-03-2008 07:52 PM

Ok, spyder you been spying on me haven't you??:wink:

Spyder 12-03-2008 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RegalCharm (Post 203864)
Ok, spyder you been spying on me haven't you??:wink:


You bet....with that swinging tool belt..............:shock:

RegalCharm 12-04-2008 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Spyder (Post 203877)
You bet....with that swinging tool belt..............:shock:


You are probably getting the hoof file and hammer handle
confused with something else.:shock::lol::lol:


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