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Spyder 12-20-2008 10:19 AM

The geography of a woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very
hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has
been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge visit there.


Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran... ruled by Nuts.

Pinto Pony 12-20-2008 10:29 AM

Hahah, I love the last line...

Joshie 12-20-2008 11:25 AM

Gotta send this to hubby!

CessBee 12-30-2008 08:40 PM

I almost rofled haha

horseyloon 01-01-2009 02:09 PM


Angel_Leaguer 01-05-2009 10:12 AM

lol... thanks for sharing

RegalCharm 01-05-2009 07:38 PM

Older women can teach you so much more about life. :lol:

Like the song Older Women Make Beautiful Lovers. :-)

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