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RegalCharm 02-16-2009 05:19 AM

Home Remedies for Guys
 
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (for guys)

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATERDOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.http://www.baywindfarm.com/forum/ima...lies/pinch.gif

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THESNOOZE BUTTON.http://www.baywindfarm.com/forum/images/smilies/huh.gif

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE TOO AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THEDUCT TAPE.http://www.baywindfarm.com/forum/ima...p_rolleyes.gif
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICALPROBLEM. http://www.baywindfarm.com/forum/ima...lies/pinch.gif
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.http://www.baywindfarm.com/forum/ima...ilies/nono.gif


Pinto Pony 02-16-2009 05:47 AM

#6 is awesome and so is #7 is so true!

Angel_Leaguer 02-16-2009 06:46 AM

lol... great laugh this early in the morning!!!!

DarkChylde 02-18-2009 08:51 PM

Heh heh, that is awesome.....

TaMMa89 02-19-2009 05:04 PM

Haha :lol:. So true... :lol:

lizzie_magic 02-20-2009 05:04 AM

Haha, that was really funny.

Dumas'_Grrrl 02-20-2009 01:22 PM

The thought for the day just brought sunshine to my world!!! Thank You!!!!

Walkamile 02-20-2009 08:08 PM

Love it!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Jump4heaven 02-27-2009 11:04 AM

LOL This is hilarious


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