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RegalCharm 07-21-2013 09:40 AM

smallest caliber to use to stop alligator
 
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest
caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?




A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.



Here is her story:



While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisianawith my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .32 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged
husband's knee cap was all it took.
The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus ... the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.

Faceman 07-26-2013 09:51 PM

I think I would like a lot more than a 32...:shock:

smrobs 07-26-2013 11:29 PM

:rofl:


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