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MHFoundation Quarters 07-24-2013 10:11 AM

How to decide who to marry and other important questions, answered by kids.
 
A friend shared this, it made me giggle so I had to share here. :lol:

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by kids)

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is.......
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

SouthernTrails 07-24-2013 10:14 AM

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OMG, I can't decide which one is best, they area all Hilarious :rofl:


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MHFoundation Quarters 07-24-2013 10:16 AM

I know right? I'm really thinking about asking DD these questions to see what she would say lol.

Nikkibella 07-24-2013 10:27 AM

HAHAHAHA !
Thanks for sharing !
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Cacowgirl 07-24-2013 10:32 AM

Some of those kids have been very observant!

morganarab94 07-24-2013 10:43 AM

Hahahaha that's so funny!

kitten_Val 07-24-2013 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthernTrailsGA (Post 3149105)
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OMG, I can't decide which one is best, they area all Hilarious :rofl:


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-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

LMAO!

busysmurf 07-24-2013 12:07 PM

I'm with ST!!! They are hilarious. I am so printing these out & asking Little Man tonight. J is to old to get a good response anymore (way to smart for her own good if you ask me).

Kind of along the same lines as answers that kids give, but not marriage related. I've been trying to teach Little Man our real names & our address for safety reasons. I asked him his name: Shane. His last name: Turkey My name: Mom (& our last name) Dads name: George (it's not, that's his nickname). What's our house number: He doesn't know, that what the mail carrier is for. What town do we live in: Not the same as Nana & Papa.

FlyGap 07-24-2013 12:39 PM

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BA HA HA!!!!!!
I'll ask dd in a bit and post, I wanna hear what yours say! Hilarious!!
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CLaPorte432 07-24-2013 06:06 PM

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hahahahaha. oh my goodness!!!
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