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RegalCharm 08-07-2013 01:50 PM

Why Sharks Circle Before Attacking
 
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."




And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."



And they did.

"Now we eat everybody."



And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just
eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the sh*t out of them first!"

amberly 08-07-2013 10:04 PM

That is GREAT!!

Skyseternalangel 08-07-2013 10:12 PM

Hahaha

ianw 09-29-2013 06:12 PM

lol, mint

loveduffy 09-30-2013 11:25 PM

Nice one

farahmay 10-12-2013 02:04 AM

HAAHA I died a little. That's so funny

Roperchick 10-12-2013 02:10 AM

i snorted.....i actually snorted at that. its a goodun


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