The Horse Forum

The Horse Forum (/)
-   Jokes and Funnies (http://www.horseforum.com/jokes-funnies/)
-   -   Another blonde joke (http://www.horseforum.com/jokes-funnies/another-blonde-joke-25302/)

Spyder 04-01-2009 07:50 PM

Another blonde joke
 
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first
Blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail.

The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank,
Stopped the car and said to Buffy, "I want to make
Absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you Understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," replied Buffy.

Buffy went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway
Car. One minute passed...three minutes pass...seven
Minutes pass... and Judy was really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffy. She had a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time she got the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear
are down around his ankles while he was firing his weapon.

As the gals are getting away, Judy yelled, "You are such a Blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Buffy said, "I did. I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot!" snapped Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said, 'tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!'"

:lol::lol::lol:

Dressage10135 04-01-2009 07:53 PM

lmao thats so funny!!!!

RegalCharm 04-01-2009 08:07 PM

Roflmao,

Walkamile 04-01-2009 08:39 PM

:shock: I hate when that happens.:shock:

hrsjmpr32 04-03-2009 10:43 PM

lmao that is funny

morganshow11 04-05-2009 08:24 PM

Funny but wrong lol!

RegalCharm 04-05-2009 11:52 PM

lucky the guard wasn't hurt. LOL

TheHorseMarine 04-06-2009 12:42 AM

Very Funny almost as Funny as the joke off of boondock saints.

Spyder 04-08-2009 08:05 AM

A blonde wrote ............

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Helllooooo,.....just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

RegalCharm 04-09-2009 11:11 PM

good one spyder
but here is a second reply she could have used


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:00 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0