Don't say this around non-horsey people... they might get the wrong idea
Do you like my breast collar?
His sheath was really dirty, but i cleaned
In the winter his butt gets very hairy
Don't jump on him, sit down gently
what a lovely jackass
She wants to breed my stud
theres nothi8ng like 17 hands between your legs
can i pet your ass
He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him
He's got a lot of stamina, oyu can ride him all day long
is she a maiden?
i wanted to breed her stud, but he's all booked this season
can you come down when we do the breeding?
he is really good at walking and pooping at the same time
he didnt try to run away when when we drove the nails into him
he broke his leg, so they shot him
she bites her baby if it behaves badly
shes on a new diet, she is only eating grass
she just got a new rack
if hes not good, just grab his lip and twist it
when im done riding him, you can have a turn
they cut his toe shorter, now he walks better
if her baby nurses to hard she bites it
he's much better if you ride him with a crop
i jumped 4ft high yesterday
she got a really nice, big, square butt
what color are her gums?
the mother is black, the dad is white, the baby came out black with white spots
don't worry, its normal for his mouth to foam
all of her babys have been sold overseas
i know she is gonna have a baby soon, cuz her butt is soft
her baby started walking 20 minutes after birth
her body was covered is 4inch lobg hair but i clipped it off
he has trouble mounting her cuz she is so tall
she likes to roll in the dirt after her bath
he has 64 babys
he goes outside in just a blanket
he was 6months old when they branded him
i have to use a stool to mount him
If he's spilling food on the ground, he might need a dentist
i was listening to his gut sounds last night
one testicle is visible, but cant even feel the other one
hahaha those are great :lol:
lmao that's funny
Haha :D. That's great.
lol i know!!
omg if i said this to any of my friends they'd look at me like I was psycho.
OMG! this so reminded me! I was walking home from school talking to someone at the barn about my horses blanket and I was saying how you had to put the strap between her legs and clip it on the other side.... like the criss cross thing... well the person heard you need to put it bwtween her legs.... xD!!!! HAHA the look that I got, I just started laughing! Im like... Horses.... and she gave me a weirder look xD My friends like someone heard u huh im like haha yep!
Hahahahaha! Those are fantastic!
"Nice rack!" ought to be in the list. ;)
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