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sparky 01-11-2007 06:38 PM

Can cold water clean dishes?
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted "COLDWATER, LAY DOWN!!!!"

barnrat 01-11-2007 07:16 PM

haha, thats disgusting!!! :lol:

mynameisntlola 01-11-2007 09:50 PM

Haha, pertty funny.

Friesian Mirror 01-11-2007 10:17 PM

Haha, VERY funny :lol:

Gammelquarterhorses 01-12-2007 12:54 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: very funny!

Desert Rat 01-12-2007 11:50 AM

Yep had two dogs once. I named one soap and the other water. My dishes were always as clean as soap and water could get them LOL

Mare319 05-20-2007 09:13 PM

LOL!!!! Gross, but funny!!

carlabunyan 05-22-2007 06:51 AM

lol who would call a dog cold water? thats gross!

Eventer Chick 09-14-2007 10:22 PM

that is so gross and funny at the same time good joke!!!!!
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