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JumpingJellyBean 06-24-2009 02:15 PM

How do you clean a horses sheath?
The title says it all. Kind of an embarrassing question to ask but might as well learn. So how do you clean it and with what?

Doc 06-24-2009 02:25 PM

Courtesy of : Sheath Cleaning
Sheath Cleaning

Stick my hand up where!? One of the joys of owning a gelding is periodic sheath cleaning. This is a mysterious topic to some, so Pat Harris wrote these instructions which she posted on Equine-L.
Step 1) Check to make sure there are no prospective boyfriends, elderly neighbors, or Brownie troops with a line of sight to the proceedings. Though of course they're probably going to show up unexpectedly ANYWAY once you're in the middle of things. Prepare a good explanation <vbg>
2) Trim your fingernails short. Assemble horse, hose, and your sense of humor (plus, ideally, Excalibur cleanser and perhaps thin rubber gloves).
3) Use hose (or damp sponge) to get the sheath and its inhabitant wet. Uh, that is, do this in a *civilized* fashion with due warning to the horse; he is apt to take offense if an icy-cold hose blasts unexpectedly into his personal regions ;-)
4) Now introduce your horse to Mr Hand <g>. What I find safest is to stand facing the horse's head, with my shoulder and hip snugly against the horse's thigh and hip so that if he makes any suspicious move such as raising his leg, I can feel it right away and am in any case pressed so close that all he can do is shove, not really kick. The horse should be held by an assistant or by your free hand, NOT tied fast to a post or to crossties. He may shift around a good bit if he's not happy with Mr Hand's antics, but don't be put off by that; as long as you are patient and gradual, and stick close to his side, he'll get over it.
Remember that it would be most unladylike of you to simply make a direct grab for your horse's Part. Give the horse a clue about what's on the program. Rest your hand against his belly, and then slide it back til you are entering The Home of the Actual Private Part. When you reach this first region of your destination, lube him up good with Excalibur or whatever you're using.
5) If the outer part of his sheath is really grungy you will feel little clods and nubblies of smegma peeling off as you grope around in there. Patiently and gently expedite their removal.
5) Thus far, you have probably only been in the outer part of the sheath. The Part Itself, you'll have noticed, is strangely absent. That's because it has retired shyly to its inner chambers. Roll up them thar sleeves and follow in after it ;-)
6) As you and Mr Hand wend your way deeper into the sheath, you will encounter what feels like a small portal that opens up into a chamber beyond. Being attentive to your horse's reaction, invite yourself in <vbg>. You are now in the inner sanctum of The Actual Private Part. It's hiding in there towards the back, trying to pretend it isn't there. Say hi and wave to it <vbg>. No, really, work your finger back and forth around the sides of it. If the horse won't drop, this is your only shot at removing whatever dried smegma is clinging to the surface of the Part itself. So, gently explore around it, pulling out whatever crusty topsoil you find there. Use more water and more Excalibur if necessary to loosen attached gunk.
7) When Mr Hand and the Actual Private Part have gotten to know each other pretty well, and the Part feels squeaky clean all around, there remains only one task: checking for, and removing, the bean. The bean is a pale, kidney-shaped accumulation of smegma in a small pouch just inside the urethra. Not all horses accumulate a bean, but IME the majority do, even if they have no visible external smegma.
So: the equine urethra is fairly large diameter, and indeed will permit you to very gently insinuate one of your slimmer fingers inside the urethral opening. Do so, and explore upwards for what will feel like a lump or "pea" buried no more than, I dunno, perhaps 3/4" in from the opening. If you do encounter a bean, gently and sympathetically persuade it out with your finger. This may require a little patience from BOTH Mr Hand AND the horse, but the horse will be happier and healthier once it's accomplished. In the rare event that the bean is too enormous for your finger to coax out, you might try what I did (in desperation) last month on the orange horse: Wrap thumb and index finger around the end of the Part and squeeze firmly to extrude the bean. Much to my surprise it worked and orange horse did NOT kill me for doing it and he does not seem to have suffered any permanant damage as a result ;-> I have never in my life seen another bean that enormous, though.
8) Now all that's left to do is make a graceful exit and rinse the area very thoroughly in apology for the liberties you've taken <vbg>. A hose will be MUCH easier to use here than just a sponge and bucket, IME. Make sure to direct the water into the Part's inner retreat too, not merely the outer part of the sheath. This may require you to enfold the end of the hose in your hand and guide it up there personally.
9) Ta-da, you are done! Say, "Good horsie" and feed him lots of carrots. Watch him make funny faces at the way your hands smell. Hmm. Well, perhaps there is ONE more step...
10) The only thing I know of that is at all effective in removing the lovely fragrance of smegma from your hands (fingernails arms elbows and wherever else it's gotten) is Excalibur. Even then, if you didn't use gloves you may find you've got an unusual personal perfume for a while. So, word to the wise, do NOT clean your horse's sheath just before an important job interview or first date ;-)
and of course, there is that one FINAL step...
11) Figure out how to explain all this to your mother (or the kid from next door, or the meter reader, or whoever else you've just realized has been standing in the barn doorway speechlessly watching the entire process. <vbg>)
Now, go thou forth and clean that Part :-)
Copyright 1999 Patricia Harris; for reprint permission please email

MyBoyPuck 06-24-2009 09:37 PM

The particulars have been covered. I have only to add that baby oil loosens up all the gunk very quickly and effectively. Also, make sure nobody's going to walk in on you when you're up to your wrist! Some horses love it. Mine needs a cigarette afterwards!

White Foot 06-24-2009 09:38 PM

My horse is a perv and will stand all day for you. Hahaha.

Brighteyes 06-24-2009 09:46 PM

Ha ha, I remember a topic like this. Anyone have a copy of the sheath cleaning song? I think it was Spyder who shared it last time. :D

RiddlesDarkAngel5 06-24-2009 09:51 PM


Originally Posted by Brighteyes (Post 335191)
Ha ha, I remember a topic like this. Anyone have a copy of the sheath cleaning song? I think it was Spyder who shared it last time. :D

lol i wanna hear this song!

Dartanion 06-24-2009 09:57 PM


Originally Posted by Equestriun (Post 335184)
My horse is a perv and will stand all day for you. Hahaha.

My old 3yr old was like that. Not to get into too much detail but he would start 'flexing' and everything lol. It was quite the site when my dad walked in :-x and he's not too horse savvy soooo yeah... :lol:

1dog3cats17rodents 06-24-2009 10:07 PM

OMG, Doc, I thought I was going to pass out reading that. I almost fell of my chair I was laughing so hard!

White Foot 06-24-2009 10:30 PM

Hahahah Dartanion that's hilarious. When I was explaining that I had to clean my horses out to my boyfriend his face was as white as a ghost.

Did it go something like this?

You: busy cleaning out sheath..
Dad: walks in, eyes get big and stares
You: go on like it's normal
Dad: umm I think I forgot something in the truck, .... i'll be umm right back. And trips as he's walking out to the truck.
You: Shaking your head.

Brighteyes 06-24-2009 10:42 PM

Right now, I'm really glad I only have mares. :D Sheath cleaning sounds like such a pain.

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