AMA views on the Economic Stimlus
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.
Has your employer changed to Obama
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED
OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
OMG that first one was good :lol:.
lmao, thats pretty funny :lol:
Great ones RegalCharm as usual. I love them. They would be really funny if it was not so possible.
lol, when i saw the AMA i got excited cause i thought it meant american motorcycle association, but than yeah, i figured out it wasnt lol :-P
I thought you were talking about the Alberta Motor Association at first hahaha.
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