16 reasons to date a horseback rider
1.We have 4 speeds and many positions
2.We wear tight pants and tall boots
3.We love getting dirty
4.We know how to ride our mounts
5.We perform well with animals
6.We like to be in control
7.We'll ride it for hours
8.We know how to handle a big girth
9.We get off easy
10.We're always on top
11.We like it rough
12.We have our legs spread all day long
13.We love using whips
14.Stradling is our natural position
15.We don't mind being bucked around
16.Event riders do it for three days
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!
thought this was pretty funny. its true if you think of it in the none sick way, i guess in the sick way too lol :lol::lol: :wink: :-P
Nice, love it
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