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MN Tigerstripes 10-06-2009 10:42 AM

National Health alert! Danger to women from contact with horse hair!
 
Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair... Posted: 28 Aug 2009 04:53 PM PDT
This is a public service announcement. ..

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.

This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females:

Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.

Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels.

Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after "baby has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements" .

"Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion
which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other
humans (especially husbands).

"Amobacter equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional
sources - this may lead to a "herd mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one".

Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.

Surgeon General's Warning:

Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

farmpony84 10-06-2009 11:03 AM

I think I have that...?

smrobs 10-06-2009 11:09 AM

I know I have that. I will go without food just so I can get a new piece of tack or buy a bale of hay. LOL. Nice to know that I'm not just crazy. LOL.

That's awesome.

MN Tigerstripes 10-06-2009 11:17 AM

Thanks, one of my fellow "sickies" sent it to me. As soon as I read it I thought "this explains EVERYTHING!" I'm "sick" and the only cure is more horses. :-) LOL I should show this to my boyfriend by way of explaining some of my behavior. :-)

RegalCharm 10-06-2009 12:02 PM

Horse crazy women are nice people.

LeahKathleen 10-06-2009 01:45 PM

Thank god it's an actual illness and it's not my fault!

kchfuller 10-06-2009 02:50 PM

lol love it!

shesinthebarn 10-06-2009 03:16 PM

Glad to hear it's now a diagnosable illness! That explains everything! i just want to know...can you go on disability because of it?
JK...but seriously.

TaMMa89 10-06-2009 06:34 PM

Wow, that was fun :lol:.

Seems that I've perhaps caught some bacteria.

StormyBlues 10-10-2009 10:38 PM

I was diognosed last week. ;)


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