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RegalCharm 10-29-2009 08:37 PM

Some Trivia for ya
 
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Arnie told me this was true.



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,
maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds..

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day..

(I still want to be a pig in my next life....quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.


(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed...

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure

(What about that pig??)



Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your
turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle..

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Kiki 10-29-2009 08:57 PM

okkkkkkkk heres one "Only lions and humans (there may be another specie but I can remember it...might be chimps) have the capacity to be homosexual......


But the pig......who was paid to figure that out

Moxie 10-30-2009 12:01 AM

Um. Wow.

TaMMa89 11-01-2009 08:06 PM

That was a great one :lol:. I've come across with the Finnish version of this earlier.

If my memory serves me, the world's first manufacturer of toilet paper wrote its name to every piece of toilet paper it produced.

Bubbles101 11-09-2009 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiki (Post 443483)
okkkkkkkk heres one "Only lions and humans (there may be another specie but I can remember it...might be chimps) have the capacity to be homosexual......


But the pig......who was paid to figure that out


hey, fruit flies too. no joke.

rocky pony 12-16-2009 07:22 AM

wow, pigs must be pretty stupid if they don't also fit into the category with humans and dolphins.....

equine fanatic99 01-08-2010 08:22 AM

A cats urine golws under a balck light... wow something I never knew LOL


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