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WSArabians 11-21-2009 05:22 PM

Sex With A Cowboy
Sex With A Cowboy

Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a blonde New Yorker),
confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State -
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo... And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy .
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared..
'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
They then asked, 'Well tell us , did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

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arabchica 11-21-2009 06:41 PM

rofl he he he he ho hohoho thats funny

WSArabians 11-21-2009 07:04 PM

I thought so! :D

reining girl 11-21-2009 07:08 PM

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol. lmfao. O thats a good one!!

FGRanch 11-21-2009 07:16 PM

Your dirty! :D

kevinshorses 11-21-2009 07:50 PM

It's a fact!!!

RadHenry09 11-21-2009 08:31 PM

That was a good one

TaMMa89 11-21-2009 09:07 PM

Seems that it's raunchy stuff on air today :lol:.

WSArabians 11-21-2009 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by FehrGroundRanch (Post 468344)
Your dirty! :D


George'll love it!! Did you show it to him??

WSArabians 11-21-2009 09:14 PM


Originally Posted by kevinshorses (Post 468387)
It's a fact!!!

I didn't think any males would argue. ;)

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