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Tasia 12-13-2009 09:09 PM

Arent I a wonderful boader?lol
I was spinning around in my spiny chair and thought of the life of being a boarder thats is either selfish or wants to revenge there BO or BM Make any sense...?
I pay you to do your crappy labour.
If my horse kicks the fence down I will hand you a hammer but pick up the fence your self.
If I find my horse thirsty you fill up his bucket and I spray you in the face with ice cold water.
If you horse kicks my a*s I kick yours.
If I fall off my horse you catch him help me up then treat me to dinner.
If you drive up behind my trailer i will command my horse to *&%$ on your wind shield.
When you look away I will open the gate and lets you horses go wild.
If you give a dirty look I will let air out of you tires.
If my horse isnt fed on time I will hire hit men.
If I slip I will sue you.
Arent I a wonderful boader?

wild_spot 12-13-2009 09:21 PM

Uh, what?

Tasia 12-13-2009 09:32 PM

it is a joke about a boarder who is a selfish or rude to his\her BM Or BO

dynamite. 12-15-2009 07:32 PM

LOL that sounds like this lady that moved to our barn. She doesn't know hardly anything about horses but she just decided to take over when she moved her mare and foal here. No one talks to her anymore so she doesn't try to push us youth around anymore XD

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