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barnrat 01-22-2007 07:21 PM

Single Ad
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society

Skippy! 01-22-2007 07:23 PM

Thats really funny! LOL!

mynameisntlola 01-22-2007 07:49 PM

Hahaha, that joke is sooo old but it gets me everytime. :lol:

sparky 01-22-2007 11:51 PM

:oops: i am so blonde. Did you all know that?? lol. I dont get it at all hehehe :oops: :oops:

Skippy! 01-22-2007 11:53 PM

LOL Sparky, it was written from the perspective of a dog ^^ a dog that will eat out of your hand, loves to go for rides in the truck, and will be eager to see you when you come home, wearing only what nature gave them (fur) ^_^

Friesian Mirror 01-23-2007 10:19 AM

Lol, Funny!! :D Honey, I'm home!! :D

sparky 01-23-2007 05:49 PM

.......... :?:

kristy 01-23-2007 08:39 PM

hehehehe, aw, poor spark.

It's funny because the ad was supposed to be written by a female. Males read it, LOVED it and a ton of men called wanting to date this girl..
When they called they found out the ad was from a dog's perspective and the ad gave the number to the animal shelter instead of a single female.

RunicsGirl16 02-22-2007 04:17 PM

haha! :lol: hilarious!

KANSAS_TWISTER 10-01-2007 02:02 AM

lol when i got that in a e-amil showed the pup

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