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wordstoasong 01-24-2010 12:32 AM

haven't seen since hunting season!
A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'.. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.

"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air.

That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."

They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day, when Homer came back to the doctor's office.

"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"

"Oh, it worked real good," said Homer.

"Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'.

We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home agin."

"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.

"Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin'season started."

lilkitty90 01-24-2010 06:12 PM

ok you know what... lol something must be wrong.. maybe it's the blonde hair.. but the last line completely throws me off lol i don't get it >_<

GoldRush 01-24-2010 07:03 PM

Because it's hunting season, LOTS of shots are being fired, and she goes when she hears a shot...she's going to all the hunters!
(It's OK...I'm a blonde too! LOL)

lilkitty90 01-24-2010 08:23 PM

OOOHHHHHHH!!! omg!! ahahahahaha!!! i get it now lmao

PaintsPwn 01-24-2010 09:52 PM

ROFL That's... that's a good one!

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