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Crazy4Horses 12-05-2007 03:21 AM

The paint job
I mean no offense to blondes in no way in fact I dark blonde myself .
A blonde but I got a good laugh out of this joke. :lol:

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Gypsy29 12-13-2007 02:50 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: Got me laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

buckaroo2010 12-22-2007 08:29 PM

hhahahah lol thats pretty good

jazzyrider 12-29-2007 05:36 AM

hehehehehe very funny. glad im not blonde :P

Friesian Mirror 12-30-2007 12:56 PM

:shock: Lol that made me laugh :lol:

BluMagic 12-30-2007 02:43 PM


I Love Lane 12-30-2007 06:54 PM

i think i would have killed her!!! LMAO :lol:

sarahsboergoats 01-02-2008 10:13 PM

Sorry, I'm a blonde, my sister had to explain to me!!! :(

-xx-sally-xx- 01-02-2008 10:54 PM

Im sorry but i dont get it.. could someone explain it to me??

sarahsboergoats 01-02-2008 11:05 PM


Originally Posted by -xx-sally-xx-
Im sorry but i dont get it.. could someone explain it to me??

A porche is a car.[not a porch.]
Do you get it now? I hope I explained it good enough!

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