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Don't you hate it when....
...you spend half an hour raking up all the left over hay and the horses come through and drag it all over the place again or,
you spend ages washing your horse so they sparkle and you let them go just to see them go and roll in the dirtiest patch of ground they can find or,
you carefully clean and polish your saddle only for your horse to knock it off the rail it is drying on into the dirt and its no longer clean
ive got more im sure but ive gone blank now
everyone elses turn :)
You spend ages plaiting your horses mane and tail, only to find when you leave them for 5 mins, they've rubbed them all, so you have to start again....... :roll:
When you put your grooming tools away ans walk back and there gone you forget where you last set it
When you put your horses feed in a nice tub for them to eat it out of and the turn it over :roll:
When you go out into the pasture and you expcet not to get dirty or nasty and your horse comes up there ans rubs all over you! :x
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Some one elses turn :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
when you clean out their noses for them...nice and unsnotty...them they go and sneeze more all over giving you a shower! :roll:
when you are all ready to go into the pen at a show and you notice that one section of your horses mane (that is banded and sitting beautifully) is a bit longer than the rest and you can't find the scissors!!! ARGH (my pet peeve :evil: )
Got more :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
When it rains for 3 days and the pasture is a complete MUD HOLE and your horse bumps into you and you fall in the mud!
... Your walking through a wet, muddy field, trying to catch your nutty horse and your boot gets sucked off your foot.
... Your filling the water trough, turn away for 3 seconds and your horse has the hose in his mouth.
... Your walk through the gait and your horse tries to plow you over to get out.
.... You bring your horse a mint, thinking he'll really appriciate your kind gesture... He puts it in his mouth for 5 seconds and then spits it out and it falls in the sawdust. :x
When you accidently leave the hose in the trough and you come back finding it pulled all the way into the pasture with teeth marks all over it! :roll:
When you're jumping in a show and you get the perfect distance, a great jump and everything goes perfectly until a scary car pulls up next to the arena and the beautiful jump turns into messy struggle to stay on. :roll:
When you are cleaning the front feet and the horse turns around to nip you in the butt!!! :lol:
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