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MN Tigerstripes 04-14-2010 03:09 PM

Doctors vs Gunowners
 
Doctors vs Gunowners

Doctors


(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.





(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are

120,000.






(C) Accidental deaths per physician is

0.171.






Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health andHuman Services.




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Now think about this:






Guns






(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is
80,000,000.


(Yes, that's 80 million)






(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year,
all age groups,
is
1,500.






(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner is
.000188.





Statistics courtesy of FBI


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So, statistically, doctors are approximately


9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.





>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>






Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors
do.'





>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>






FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT





ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>





Please
alert your friends

to
this

alarming threat.


We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!

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Out of concern for the public at large,


I withheld the statistics on


lawyers


for fear the shock would cause


people to panic and seek medical attention!




Alwaysbehind 04-14-2010 03:15 PM

:lol:

Good one!

TheRoughrider21 04-14-2010 03:59 PM

haha thats great! =)

Tyler 04-14-2010 05:13 PM

lol! Even more reason to keep my gun and my health!

TaMMa89 04-14-2010 05:21 PM

Lol :lol:. So you should take care of your health with a gun? Would it be safer than visit a doctor?


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