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crackrider 02-04-2008 02:49 AM

Top 10 exercises for horse riders!
10. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout, "Get off, Get off, GET OFF!"

9. Leap out of a moving vehicle & practice "relaxing in the fall." Roll lithely into a ball and spring to your feet.

8. Learn to grab your cheque book out of your purse and write out a $200 cheque without even looking down.

7. Jog long distances carrying a halter and a carrot. Go ahead and tell the neighbours what you are doing - they might as well know now.

6. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt. Smile as if you are having fun!

5. Hone your fibbing skills "See, hon, moving hay bales is FUN!" & "No, really, I'm glad your lucky performance and multimillion dollar horse won the blue ribbon. I am just thankful that my hard work and actual ability won me second place."

4. Practice dialling your chiropractor's number with both arms paralysed to the shoulder and one foot anchoring the lead rope of a frisky horse.

3. Borrow the US Army slogan: Be All That You Can Be - bitten, thrown, kicked, slimed, trampled, etc.

2. Lie face down in a puddle of mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself, "This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience, this is..."

1. The number 1 exercise to become a better equestrian - marry money!!

free_sprtd 02-04-2008 03:10 PM

LOL those were hilarious!

buckaroo2010 02-09-2008 01:16 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thats great!! LOL :lol: :lol:

appylover31803 02-09-2008 01:29 PM


6. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt. Smile as if you are having fun!

I read that and instantly broke out in laughter :lol: :lol:

ahh those are great!

blossom856 02-17-2008 07:40 PM

that's hilarious. i'm posting that on my locker at the barn

PoptartShop 02-17-2008 07:47 PM

LMAO!!! Those are hilarious.

tim 02-17-2008 08:24 PM

+100 karma to crackrider.

crackrider 02-18-2008 01:46 AM

Thanks guys!

I think they are so true!! LOL

SeeingSpots 06-28-2011 03:20 PM

I obviously must not be a normal horse person because I have had so experiences like I did not understand them,

Ray MacDonald 06-28-2011 04:25 PM

Super funny! Mind if I post this on my Facebook?

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