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ilyTango 08-20-2010 03:28 PM

A Near-Death Experience!
Just had a near death experience. I went riding.

Everything was going along fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.

My foot got caught in the stirrup and I fell head first to the ground. My head was repeatedly slammed against the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came and unplugged it.

TaMMa89 08-22-2010 08:58 AM

Hah :D

x Branded Heart x 08-23-2010 10:18 PM

I was actually starting to feel really bad for you !!

Plains Drifter 08-23-2010 10:22 PM


KatCashen 08-23-2010 10:27 PM

hahhahaa LMAO!!!

ilyTango 08-24-2010 10:53 AM

:rofl:I reacted the same way first time I read it. Someone posted it on Facebook, and I couldn't stop laughing.

LoveStory10 08-25-2010 06:09 AM

Hahahahahahahahaha! Omg that was waaaaaay to funny! :clap::clap::rofl::rofl::rofl:

JasonF 08-25-2010 04:39 PM

That was pretty good, got me going at first... i was like, omg what happened next.

Heatherloveslottie 09-26-2010 12:24 PM

i genuinely laughed out loud :D

smrobs 09-26-2010 12:39 PM

Aw, that's awesome. At first, I thought you really had a fall. :D

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