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LOLCats! Post your favs!
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and vomit it up on the carpeting.
DAY 761 - Today an attempt to assassinate my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to regurgitate hair on their favorite chair...will repeat this on their bed (again).
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless corpse in order to make them aware of what I am capable of. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little hunter I was...fools.
DAY 768- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no apparent reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the metallic tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and converses with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal watch tower his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.
And this is now the official LOLCats thread so post like crazy.
Hahah!! Tim that was awesome!!
Ha ha, Tim, I would have to say your obsessed with cats. Actions cats, and now this?
It all started with the lolcats.
That is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New LOLCats thread.
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