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Top Ten Spook List
Top Ten Spook List
By the Horse
10. Blowing Paper
"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."
9. Barking Dogs
" What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?"
8. Puddles of Water
7. Trash Cans
"They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into another dimension."
6. Babies and Li'l Kids "Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."
5. Plaid Horse Blankets.
"Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds at least 100 lbs."
4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground
"Dreaded North American trail snakes."
"Cute, clever, hardy. They want to take over the World."
2. Windy Days.
"Two words: impending tornado."
And the number one scary thing in the minds of horses?
1. Carts and Wagons
Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object. It's just not right. No matter how fast the horse trots, the dang cart is still running after him. Oh, the Horror!!!
Campers- oh no a yard full of horse trailers!
We ride at a local lake that has camping. The first time we rode past the camping area full of trailers and tents they had fits.
Oh that's good and SOO true!! LOL :D
Re: Top Ten Spook List
hahahaha thats hilarious!! if there is a water hose on the ground fly cant ge a drink from the troph haha if is under his feet or in it he freaks out hahaha
LOL! that was hilarious!
those are soooooooo true!!! lol
haha aweh cute.
lol, very true!
for my old mare Penny, it's prams :shock: , and when I brought Shea home was it the alpaca's that freaked him out??? nooooo... it was the orange bucket. go figure!
i've also ridden a pony that spooked at a boulder and (when being ridden by someone else) a moth. lmao!
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