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SonnyWimps 03-14-2008 11:05 AM

Top Ten Spook List
 
Top Ten Spook List
By the Horse

10. Blowing Paper
"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."

9. Barking Dogs
" What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?"

8. Puddles of Water
"Quicksand."

7. Trash Cans
"They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into another dimension."

6. Babies and Li'l Kids "Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."

5. Plaid Horse Blankets.
"Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds at least 100 lbs."

4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground
"Dreaded North American trail snakes."

3. Ponies.
"Cute, clever, hardy. They want to take over the World."

2. Windy Days.
"Two words: impending tornado."

And the number one scary thing in the minds of horses?

1. Carts and Wagons
Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object. It's just not right. No matter how fast the horse trots, the dang cart is still running after him. Oh, the Horror!!!

Vidaloco 03-17-2008 08:15 AM

One more
Campers- oh no a yard full of horse trailers!

We ride at a local lake that has camping. The first time we rode past the camping area full of trailers and tents they had fits.

crackrider 03-19-2008 02:11 AM

Oh that's good and SOO true!! LOL :D

amandaandeggo 06-30-2008 08:18 PM

Re: Top Ten Spook List
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SonnyWimps
Top Ten Spook List
By the Horse

10. Blowing Paper
"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."

9. Barking Dogs
" What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?"

8. Puddles of Water
"Quicksand."

7. Trash Cans
"They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into another dimension."

6. Babies and Li'l Kids "Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."

5. Plaid Horse Blankets.
"Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds at least 100 lbs."

4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground
"Dreaded North American trail snakes."

3. Ponies.
"Cute, clever, hardy. They want to take over the World."

2. Windy Days.
"Two words: impending tornado."

And the number one scary thing in the minds of horses?

1. Carts and Wagons
Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object. It's just not right. No matter how fast the horse trots, the dang cart is still running after him. Oh, the Horror!!!

Eggo agrees with all of thoose statements . . . and so does Dusty :lol:

TurnNBurn17 07-01-2008 01:34 AM

hahahaha thats hilarious!! if there is a water hose on the ground fly cant ge a drink from the troph haha if is under his feet or in it he freaks out hahaha

Gingerrrrr 07-03-2008 12:27 PM

LOL! that was hilarious!

buckaroo2010 07-06-2008 08:34 PM

those are soooooooo true!!! lol

Curious George 07-08-2008 07:18 AM

haha aweh cute.

RedHawk 07-08-2008 07:39 AM

lol, very true!
for my old mare Penny, it's prams :shock: , and when I brought Shea home was it the alpaca's that freaked him out??? nooooo... it was the orange bucket. go figure!
i've also ridden a pony that spooked at a boulder and (when being ridden by someone else) a moth. lmao!


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