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PintoTess 12-17-2010 02:12 AM

Are we horse owners crazy?
 
The answer is YES!!
And why are we crazy? Because we:
-turn down dates to go riding
-can wear horse grime in style
-dont care when we get up muddy and bumped around
-fall off and still smile
-get up at the crack of dawn to plait up
-love our horses more than our boyfriends
-when we jog, we hold our hands as if we are holding reins
-our horses wear better rugs than our clothes
-practice our positions on exercise balls
-taste our horses feed
-clean our gelding/stallions sheath
-wear top boots and joddies in town
-have fun scooping poop
-wear our show gear to fancy dress parties
-spend all our money on our horses
And the list goes on and on, post your things that make us all crazy :D:lol:

PintoTess 12-17-2010 02:33 AM

Heres a few more:
only horse people:
- have our own language
-know why a thermometer has a yard of string attached to it
-dont worry about eating a sanwhich after mucking out a stall
-are banned from laundromats
-can amgically lower their voice 5 octaves to bellow at a pawing horse
-will end relationships over our hobby
-cluck to their cars to help them up hills
-will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horses wither
-know more about horse nutrition than thier own
-have saddle soap stains on the carpet next to the T.V.
-have less wardrobe than their horse
:D

HorseChic 12-17-2010 03:10 AM

ahahah thats so true! i do all those things especially tasting their feed... :D and when i run i 'hold reins' lol :D

PintoTess 12-17-2010 03:24 AM

oh i do that ALL the time!

mbender 12-17-2010 07:27 AM

That's good Pinto!! Love it! Except you forgot that you're willing to taste wormer in front of your horse to get them to take it. Lol lol :p
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kitten_Val 12-17-2010 08:25 AM

Well, I'm not that crazy than. I don't fall under almost any of those descriptions... :wink:

MIEventer 12-17-2010 08:35 AM

LOL - cluck to their cars to help when going uphills, that's funny! I like that one.

I don't have much to add to your already made list. Most of what I tought of, are already posted.

- Cluck at your dogs to continue walking / or cluck at your children
- Practice Dressage Tests on foot, in an imaginary arena in the frontroom
- Eat our horses cookies
- Randomly fart, and say "hey, if my horse can do it, I can too" LOL, I threw that in cause I think that's halarious.

Katesrider011 12-17-2010 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MIEventer (Post 855248)
LOL - cluck to their cars to help when going uphills, that's funny! I like that one.

I don't have much to add to your already made list. Most of what I tought of, are already posted.

- Cluck at your dogs to continue walking / or cluck at your children
- Practice Dressage Tests on foot, in an imaginary arena in the frontroom
- Eat our horses cookies
- Randomly fart, and say "hey, if my horse can do it, I can too" LOL, I threw that in cause I think that's halarious.

That farting one reminds me of a quote/fact I saw. "What I learned from a horse is that you can fart in public and not give a **** about who's around"

MIEventer 12-17-2010 09:11 AM

LOL, that's funny.

Whenever I am riding, there is always someone's horse - whether mine or another's - farting. Going over fences, doing grids, doing flat work, trail riding - I always say "Why can't we do that without people laughing?"

lol

I love that qote!!!

kitten_Val 12-17-2010 09:44 AM

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- Randomly fart, and say "hey, if my horse can do it, I can too" LOL, I threw that in cause I think that's halarious.

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