Are we horse owners crazy?
The answer is YES!!
And why are we crazy? Because we:
-turn down dates to go riding
-can wear horse grime in style
-dont care when we get up muddy and bumped around
-fall off and still smile
-get up at the crack of dawn to plait up
-love our horses more than our boyfriends
-when we jog, we hold our hands as if we are holding reins
-our horses wear better rugs than our clothes
-practice our positions on exercise balls
-taste our horses feed
-clean our gelding/stallions sheath
-wear top boots and joddies in town
-have fun scooping poop
-wear our show gear to fancy dress parties
-spend all our money on our horses
And the list goes on and on, post your things that make us all crazy :D:lol:
Heres a few more:
only horse people:
- have our own language
-know why a thermometer has a yard of string attached to it
-dont worry about eating a sanwhich after mucking out a stall
-are banned from laundromats
-can amgically lower their voice 5 octaves to bellow at a pawing horse
-will end relationships over our hobby
-cluck to their cars to help them up hills
-will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horses wither
-know more about horse nutrition than thier own
-have saddle soap stains on the carpet next to the T.V.
-have less wardrobe than their horse
ahahah thats so true! i do all those things especially tasting their feed... :D and when i run i 'hold reins' lol :D
oh i do that ALL the time!
That's good Pinto!! Love it! Except you forgot that you're willing to taste wormer in front of your horse to get them to take it. Lol lol :p
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Well, I'm not that crazy than. I don't fall under almost any of those descriptions... :wink:
LOL - cluck to their cars to help when going uphills, that's funny! I like that one.
I don't have much to add to your already made list. Most of what I tought of, are already posted.
- Cluck at your dogs to continue walking / or cluck at your children
- Practice Dressage Tests on foot, in an imaginary arena in the frontroom
- Eat our horses cookies
- Randomly fart, and say "hey, if my horse can do it, I can too" LOL, I threw that in cause I think that's halarious.
LOL, that's funny.
Whenever I am riding, there is always someone's horse - whether mine or another's - farting. Going over fences, doing grids, doing flat work, trail riding - I always say "Why can't we do that without people laughing?"
I love that qote!!!
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