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G and K's Mom 02-04-2011 11:18 AM

Texting abbreviations for horse owners
OOH - out of hay
LAS - lost a shoe
BBM - ******* just bit me
FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing
FTC -- Forgot the carrots
MIHA -- Mare's in heat, again
IPTI -- I'll pick up tennis instead
LWW -- Lesson went well
MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off
HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair
HAO - Hay All Over
HIMB - Hay in My BRA
PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt
UD - Unplanned Dismount
PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God
MMM - Master Manure Mucker
OOM - Out of money
MHTS - More horses than sense.
BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF - got board bill, fainted
GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH - Smell like horse
DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee
HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS - Will work for new saddle
AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy
SSB - saddle sore butt
BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance
ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon
NLT - No lesson today

HGR - Have a great ride!

Zimpatico 02-04-2011 11:37 AM

LOL!!!! I'll have to add this to my barn's FB page for everyone. Too funny!

Ray MacDonald 02-04-2011 12:08 PM

That is sooo funny!

HorseChic 02-04-2011 02:01 PM

That is great! :D I loveeee it

TaMMa89 02-05-2011 12:27 PM

That is AWESOME!! :rofl:

Goose 02-05-2011 01:08 PM

ftc so the bbm! and msmbo. dmibd (dang mud is belly deep ) cwts (cant wait till spring )

equiniphile 02-05-2011 03:20 PM

Luv em!!

Xela 02-05-2011 04:05 PM

LOVE those =D

DoubleJ2 02-12-2011 11:01 PM

haha i loved everyone of them

RedTree 02-13-2011 03:42 AM

that is awesome may have to use a few of them :D

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