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Marlea Warlea 07-11-2011 11:01 PM

horsii maddnuss
 
sorry if something like this has been posted:oops:


(I wrote this myself:lol:)

Horsii Maddnuss is a terrible disease which effects a majorityof our worlds population.
Horsii Maddnuss usually starts when the baby is forming in the mothers womb.
From birth, the child can only play with toys such as my little ponies, schleich and stuffed toy horses.
At the age of 1 the child can already speak words and phrases such as 'horsie', 'pony' and 'ewww pony poo!'
At the age of 5 the child insists on wearing a helmet and chaps as their sunday best.
At the age of 7 they bgin to make jumping courses in the back yard and talk 'horse latin'

PLEASE IF YOU KNOW ANYONE EXPERIENCING ANY OF THESE SYPTOMS CONTACT THE LOCAL DOCTOR

IN EXTREME CASES THE LOCAL VET MAY BE NESESARY

Freda 07-12-2011 12:24 AM

Too cute and very true, but it effects girls more than boys. I give about 90 riding lessons a week about 95% are girls. LOL


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