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sempre_cantando 06-04-2008 08:35 AM

how to...
nduce labor in a mare? Take a nap.
cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
cure equine insomnia? Show them in a halter class.
get a horse to stay very calm and laid back? Show them in a liberty class.
get a horse to wash his own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sell her before she foals.
get a show horse to set up perfectly and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is around to see him.
induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.
make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one.

lol how true!

JustDressageIt 06-11-2008 11:49 PM

So true!!!

PoptartShop 06-12-2008 11:57 AM

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LOL that is soo true! :P

buckaroo2010 06-13-2008 10:54 PM

LOl them are all very true things :)

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