Isn't it Siri with a "s"??
I swore at her one day and she said "do not use that incompetent tone with me!'
I told her I love her and she said "I bet you say that to all your electronic devices!'
Tell her she is a bitch and she says "Im only trying to help!'
To me she is just a sad little person trapped in my iPhone that has nothing better to do than correct my speaking. She's also good to yell at, she stays calm and never yells back!
Ahhhh good old Siri, but don't, I repeat don't, call her names, that really pees her off!
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