LOL I have a picture of me two years ago when we were on a training ride up at Ebenezer. OMG it was hilarious. I had riding pants on which certainly weren't anywhere near flattering, a Magellan shirt with a bazillion pockets, my helmet with the camera on it, Ariat hiking boots, a water container strap with three water bottles, one on each hip and one on the back and a heart monitor on my wrist. OMG I looked like a goober - Biscuit thought I looked like a goober - and I smelled funny from slathering on zinc ointment.
It was just Lee Ann P and I on this particular ride and we were talking about perhaps coming across unsavory types out in the woods where there was a spot that looks like someone has been cooking crack (not exaggerating) . I told Lee-Ann that if some guy got a whiff of us he would turn tail and run and I would be hollering "come on buddy - come on and get you some of this" We were hysterically laughing because NO ONE in his right mind would have came anywhere near us smelling of that stuff!
Some people look so cute when they ride - I always look like the pits