Murphy's Laws of the Outdoors

I wrote this piece for a local newspaper that wanted an outdoor article with some levity. I think it accomplishes both

Murphy's Laws of the Outdoors

What are some of your "rules"?

You did a great job. Hit the nail right on the head so to speak.
Entertaining

How about:

The probability of loosing a horse shoe increases with the distance from a hammer and nail.

Love it

The lack of natural feed is always 100% if you didn't pack any with you.

The more remote your location the higher the probability of getting a flat.
The day your travel heath papers expire is the day you will get checked.

If you expect your horse to ground tie you better wear hiking boots.

I like that.

Love it! - With all these great ideas I'll have to update the list!

How about:

There is an inverse proportion to the amount of bugs and the amount of bug spray.

Giggle... very cute.