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        04-08-2010, 10:57 AM
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    Weanling
    Murphy's Laws of the Outdoors

    I wrote this piece for a local newspaper that wanted an outdoor article with some levity. I think it accomplishes both

    Murphy's Laws of the Outdoors

    What are some of your "rules"?
         
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        04-08-2010, 11:42 AM
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    Banned
    You did a great job. Hit the nail right on the head so to speak.
    Entertaining
         
        04-08-2010, 12:51 PM
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    Showing
    How about:

    The probability of loosing a horse shoe increases with the distance from a hammer and nail.
         
        04-08-2010, 04:48 PM
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    Weanling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by iridehorses    
    How about:

    The probability of loosing a horse shoe increases with the distance from a hammer and nail.
    Love it
         
        04-08-2010, 10:08 PM
      #5
    Yearling
    The lack of natural feed is always 100% if you didn't pack any with you.

    The more remote your location the higher the probability of getting a flat.
    The day your travel heath papers expire is the day you will get checked.
         
        04-13-2010, 08:21 PM
      #6
    Trained
    If you expect your horse to ground tie you better wear hiking boots.
         
        04-13-2010, 08:41 PM
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    Showing
    I like that.
         
        04-14-2010, 10:01 AM
      #8
    Weanling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kevinshorses    
    If you expect your horse to ground tie you better wear hiking boots.
    Love it! - With all these great ideas I'll have to update the list!
         
        04-14-2010, 10:10 AM
      #9
    Showing
    How about:

    There is an inverse proportion to the amount of bugs and the amount of bug spray.
         
        04-14-2010, 10:15 AM
      #10
    Banned
    Giggle... very cute.
         

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