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    04-08-2010, 11:57 AM
Murphy's Laws of the Outdoors

I wrote this piece for a local newspaper that wanted an outdoor article with some levity. I think it accomplishes both

Murphy's Laws of the Outdoors

What are some of your "rules"?
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    04-08-2010, 12:42 PM
You did a great job. Hit the nail right on the head so to speak.
    04-08-2010, 01:51 PM
How about:

The probability of loosing a horse shoe increases with the distance from a hammer and nail.
    04-08-2010, 05:48 PM
Originally Posted by iridehorses    
How about:

The probability of loosing a horse shoe increases with the distance from a hammer and nail.
Love it
    04-08-2010, 11:08 PM
The lack of natural feed is always 100% if you didn't pack any with you.

The more remote your location the higher the probability of getting a flat.
The day your travel heath papers expire is the day you will get checked.
    04-13-2010, 09:21 PM
If you expect your horse to ground tie you better wear hiking boots.
    04-13-2010, 09:41 PM
I like that.
    04-14-2010, 11:01 AM
Originally Posted by kevinshorses    
If you expect your horse to ground tie you better wear hiking boots.
Love it! - With all these great ideas I'll have to update the list!
    04-14-2010, 11:10 AM
How about:

There is an inverse proportion to the amount of bugs and the amount of bug spray.
    04-14-2010, 11:15 AM
Giggle... very cute.

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