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        10-26-2011, 11:31 PM
    Top 10 Spookey Things

    Top 10 Spookey Things from a Horse's Point of View

    10. Blowing Paper:
    "At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."

    9. Barking Dogs:
    "What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?"

    8. Puddles of Water:

    7. Trash Cans:
    "They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into another dimension."

    6. Babies and Li'l Kids:
    "Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."

    5. Plaid Horse Blankets:
    "Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds 100 lbs."

    4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground:
    "Dreaded North American Trail Snakes."

    3. Ponies:
    "Cute, cleaver, hardy. They want to take over the world."

    2. Windy Days:
    "Two Words: impending tornado."

    1. Carts and Wagons:
    "Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object? It's just not right."
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        10-27-2011, 04:27 PM
    More to add:

    "There IS something stalking me!!! PROOF!"

    "Look at them! They are full of furry evilness!!"

    "Obviously very scary!"

    "It is going to make me get stuck. I will then be stuck forever while my friends leave me. As I am stuck I will obviously be attacked by a pack of coyotes."

    "NOTHING that makes that much noise can possibly be safe"

    Cell phones ringing:
    "Its like horror music, it makes scary situations worse."
        10-27-2011, 04:30 PM
    Hahaha that is so funny!!!! :)
        10-27-2011, 04:41 PM
    The flap opens and it'll swallow me whole

    Storm Drains:
    Did you see that thing pop up out of nowhere?!

    What the heck is that?! Its seriously going to eat me.
        10-28-2011, 10:05 PM
    Green Broke
    Mules and donkeys: "They're mutants! They're mutants!"

    Small birds flying out of bushes: "That could have been a mountain lion!"

    Horse Trailers: "Caves on wheels!"
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        10-28-2011, 10:06 PM
    Green Broke
    Originally Posted by Lakotababii    

    "It is going to make me get stuck. I will then be stuck forever while my friends leave me. As I am stuck I will obviously be attacked by a pack of coyotes."
    I really do think they think this way!
        10-31-2011, 10:13 PM
    I need to spook at that bush that's been in the same corner of the arena since I've lived never know when it will jump out and eat me!!
        10-31-2011, 10:26 PM
    Tree stumps

    Frogs in nearby bodies of water that choose to go ribbit just as you are passing by
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        11-07-2011, 06:16 PM
    Mountain bike rider in goggles and orange (during hunting season) approaching on the trail - looks to be someone who landed here in a UFO to Montana. Do a 180 and RUN!!!
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        11-07-2011, 06:26 PM
    I have to add:

    Their shadow! "what issss that?! Omg omg,... phew.. its just me again."
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