Originally Posted by flytobecat
Hikers -people aren't supposed to walk anywhere. It isn't natural.
And even more scary - Hikers with hiking sticks. It's people walking with things that look suspiciously like whips and other torture devices.
Deer - even though this one looks like the hundreds out in the pasture all year, this buck on the trail with the rather large rack wants to eat me.
Large anthills - They may all come out of there at once and carry me away. Have you seen one ant carry five times its body weight? Imagine what all the ones who live in there can carry away.