Celeste, that is possible!!!! Hahahahahaha. My husband was floored when I made myself a PBJ because I have always said I thought they were disgusting. I don't really like the taste of peanuts - oddly enough though, I like peanut butter cookies.
Biscuit loves to share a snack with me. He loves crackers, his former owner said he was crazy about animal crackers. Actually, Biscuit just freaking loves to eat. My first horse, Red, would turn his nose up at all kinds of stuff, run you over for Alfalfa, but an oatmeal cookie from Starbucks for his birthday , no less, was rolled around in his mouth as spit out!! Biscuit likes 2 point bars from Weight Watchers - Sarge likes them better though. Biscuit thinks they are too sticky on his teeth. Hahahahah I try to remember to give him a bite of whatever I am eating - he licked coke out of my hand last week.
Its Lbs Not Miles - OMG eating a snake?? Saints preserve me - I just passed out on the floor. I have heard of people eating snakes - I would have to be starving. I like all kinds of stuff but I am a little finicky over wildlife.

Can you cook in the little titanium cup/pot thingy? That could work quiet nicely. Doesn't have to be fancy. Dried soup would work well, or heck even a can of soup to heat up. I like fish - if you were somewhere you could fish you could have a fine meal - just a little Tony Chacherier's seasoning and you would be good to go!!!