Hahahaha! Lockwood, that is hilarious. For me anyway, not so much for you and any other unfortunate bystander. Lol.
I wear 3/4 36"s in the Q-baby's, but I also have NO booty. The booty up jeans don't work either. Lol. Maybe that's why Miss Me's don't work for me. That plus the bling. Not a fan of the bling. :)