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post #31 of 63 Old 01-30-2009, 04:06 AM
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Thanks Mira....Now Im gonna be up ALL night tring to think of "fitting" show names....So far Ive come up with "Your mom bareback" and "With Know Shorts"...

Oh, no...what did you start!! :P
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post #32 of 63 Old 01-30-2009, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Ruby Tuesday View Post
LMAO! Ive never even been to a show, and you guys crack me up!

Lemme take a shot at at this...

A rusty 1960's Dodge pick up pulls in - no exhaust pipe, and a smashed windsheild, pulling an ancient 2 horse trailer with three differnt hubcaps and one rusty wheel. Park right where everyone can observe. The truck door opens, and about 16 beer cans fall out - no less then 5 people get out of this standard cab truck. Unload 5 or 6 western saddles and sprawl them around the parking area, right next to 7 or 8 bridles with western curb bits on them. Assuming this is a single afternoon show, completely unload all 10-12 bails of hay from the roof of the trailer,. Procede to unload (from the track compartment 1 (or more) sloshing coolers and a small weber grill. Procede to begin "tailgating" in a neiboring empty (not to mention desirable) parking spot.

I really liked the apperel thing, but Im gonna throw a twist on it...ditch the tie died tshirt, and replace it with a _____-??(AC/DC, Van Halen, Winger, Metallica) t shirt.......NO NO!! Even better, get a cheepo Iorn on tshirt that says "Dressage or die" somthin like that!

Then go out and stomp some ****! Bareback. In western boots!!!

THATS GREAT!!!!LOL I unfortunately have been to some shows like that, where the owners have more teeth then the horses and there horse trailers are from 1920 .. it was pretty funny.. we called it the hillbilly show and lets just say i got grand champ in english and reserve champ in western.. lol ... gotta love those redneck horses and there owners

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post #33 of 63 Old 01-30-2009, 11:16 AM
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Mine isn't too crazy, and I'm about to do it next month.

I'd like to ride a draft horse in a regular show.
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post #34 of 63 Old 02-02-2009, 01:29 PM
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That would be a lot of fun actually! they should also have the same hunter classes they have now but bareback! it would be such a blast! I can only imagine well dressed riders going around a really fancy tailored course without a saddle. That would be priceless
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post #35 of 63 Old 02-16-2009, 12:47 PM
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This thread is hilarious! I've always wanted to do something crazy like that, but have never met anyone with a sense of humor as immature as mine
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post #36 of 63 Old 02-16-2009, 12:52 PM
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Have a hunter show on foot. Essentially do what all of us have done and "run" a hunter course and actually get placings etc
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post #37 of 63 Old 02-16-2009, 04:34 PM
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My friend has a TB gelding named Dee and we were gonna make his show man DEE DE DEE but we didn't want to offend anyone. The funny thing is it really fits his personality!

We were also coming up with names for AQHA horses out of some of the western pleasure horses like "cookies talk to me" and "I like cookies" and so on. There was more but i can't remember then now.

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post #38 of 63 Old 02-16-2009, 08:50 PM
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jump a mini horse in the olympics ( I wouldn't want to do it but its crazy!)
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post #39 of 63 Old 02-18-2009, 07:07 AM Thread Starter
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Originally Posted by HorseLuva97 View Post
jump a mini horse in the olympics ( I wouldn't want to do it but its crazy!)
OR have a mini olympics for the minis!

Jumping a horse = Getting wings!
Why live on the edge when you can jump off?- Greenwood Horse Trials Tee-Shirt
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post #40 of 63 Old 02-20-2009, 01:02 PM
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Whenever I see the announcer say "Go as you please." I really really want someone to walk. Or like, back around the whole ring. Or just woah and be like "I please to not go :)"
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