Hahaha I'm a control freak! I tell my husband what to wear because if I don't he will wear beige and it just looks awful on him - yet he still forgets and brings home beige shirts from the store. Also when I met him, I trashed his closet of 80's sweaters and jackets, tapered jeans and t-shirts with too short sleeves....I still laugh thinking back to when he was trying to climb into the clothing donation bin to pull a coat back out and couldn't reach.......I've traumatized him. Yet when he goes to work and one if the assistants tell him his jeans look trendy etc he's figured my judgement helps him score 'cool' points with the ladies at work!!! Haha!
Let your wife/gf dress you.....this is the reason we play with dollies when we are little girls!