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post #51 of 132 Old 09-18-2013, 09:28 AM
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Sorry, my farrier doesn't inspire lust in me. I like him and he's kept my horses' feet in great shape, but he's hardly what I'd call prime man meat material. There are plenty of other women who find him attractive, including his wife, so I doubt he's crying in his beer over me!

My farrier was a fairly good looking guy. I say was, only because I no longer have a horse! But he was short. I am only 5ft7.. but he was short.
Amazing showjumper too, and smooth. He just had all the moves! And he hounded me with text messages and hanging around the yard after he'd done other horses. I hate people that follow me around, or try and live in my pocket. I snapped at him and then became really good friends with him!

The vet at the clinic wher Dobby was castrated on the other hand
Conversation went well until my father said 'She had her dog snipped, you are about to snip her horse.. what hope do you think you have?'... My face turned in to as he ran the other direction!
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post #52 of 132 Old 09-18-2013, 09:30 AM
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"Primus", Big Nick - I'm short on friends !
PRIMUS SUCKS!

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post #53 of 132 Old 09-18-2013, 10:07 AM
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"PRIMUS SUCKS! "

Hey, Big Nick, didn't say I was a fan! You posed the question and I responded, just so we're clear on that point .
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post #54 of 132 Old 09-18-2013, 10:14 AM
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"PRIMUS SUCKS! "

Hey, Big Nick, didn't say I was a fan! You posed the question and I responded, just so we're clear on that point .
Read: (link removed) Try the urban dictionary.
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post #55 of 132 Old 09-18-2013, 10:22 AM
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And as far as free shoes go... hopefully they aren't like mechanics... Did you ever see a mechanics car?!

Bit like an architect's house then - maybe that's just ours (you can guess what I chose).
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post #56 of 132 Old 09-18-2013, 10:28 AM
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Read: (link removed) Try the urban dictionary.
Another reminder folks, this is a PG rated forum.
Keep it clean.
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post #57 of 132 Old 09-18-2013, 10:59 AM
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Another reminder folks, this is a PG rated forum.
Keep it clean.
*scratches head* I think I missed something here.

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post #58 of 132 Old 09-18-2013, 11:19 AM
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Urban dictionary is hardly what I'd call PG rated, Nick. While I'm not a butterfly farts and rainbow glitter unicorn kinda gal, we have very young members here who don't need those references plastered all over the BB.
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post #59 of 132 Old 09-18-2013, 11:30 AM
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Urban dictionary is hardly what I'd call PG rated, Nick. While I'm not a butterfly farts and rainbow glitter unicorn kinda gal, we have very young members here who don't need those references plastered all over the BB.
Butterflies fart?

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post #60 of 132 Old 09-18-2013, 11:36 AM
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I especially like 'em if they look like Sam Elliott or a young Tom Selleck (or even an older Tom Selleck for that matter!).

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